Join five ‘sexy gals’ (self proclaimed) as they sing the vital questions; ‘would you still love me if I was a wiggly worm? When do you think Andrew Tate will take me out on a date? And is this military camouflage bodysuit flattering?’ 

5 ‘perfectly normal women’ find themselves singing in this delightfully absurd musical as they comedically put themselves down for your enjoyment in attempt to become the ‘perfect woman’ (whatever that means).  At a bootcamp for flawed women, these women push back against the increasingly unfair expectations placed upon them by society and question what it takes to conform to these unrealistic standards. 

5 sexy gals, 1 stage, 10 singular boobs, 8 original kick-ass songs, and mood swings...60 minutes of them. OnTheNose Productions wants to show you what it really means to be a woman.